My sincere apologies, but I’m one of those idiots who can’t park a car

The Age Danny Katz

26 Sept 2026 05:00 AEST Summary

From the report

No one wants to be blamed for someone else’s offensive business.

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**Not from this story.** A library photograph of australia city skyline, used to illustrate it. Brisbane Lightening stevoarnold / flickr, CC BY

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Niral Score 13.2 mundaneloaded

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Sentiment -0.1 hostilefavourable Sourcing 42 unattributednamed sources Mood 52.6 sorrowjoyful

5 read zero: political diction, generational, gender, jingoistic, religious

Political diction 0 left-codedright-coded Generational 0 harder on the oldharder on the young Gender 0 no gendered framingframing throughout Jingoistic 0 reports to a readerwrites from a camp Religious 0 not invokedovert

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Outlet	Niral Score
The Ageas they published this story	13.2

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The Sydney Morning Herald My sincere apologies, but I’m one of those idiots who can’t park a car Niral 13.2 political 0 WAtoday My sincere apologies, but I’m one of those idiots who can’t park a car Niral 13.2 political 0 Brisbane Times My sincere apologies, but I’m one of those idiots who can’t park a car Niral 13.2 political 0