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Which copy of that file is the real one? Dinner, off the record, in Midtown

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  • Joe Fay chairs a Register dinner in New York on the file infrastructure nobody has got around to replacing, with nothing on the record.
  • Joe Fay takes the chair, it runs under the Chatham House Rule, and nothing said leaves the table.
  • The conversation worth having about that is not the architecture diagram.
  • What broke when they tried to retire the NAS, and what they would do differently now.
  • Holly Bossert, Commercial Sales US at LucidLink, joins the conversation.

5 sentences from our version of the report, chosen to cover it. Nothing here is written; every line is in the article below. How

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  • “Midtown” is named in the headline. We could not find it in the report.

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Joe Fay chairs a Register dinner in New York on the file infrastructure nobody has got around to replacing, with nothing on the record.

EVENT: The Register is hosting a private dinner in New York on Tuesday 27 October for senior technology, infrastructure and data leaders, with LucidLink. Joe Fay takes the chair, it runs under the Chatham House Rule, and nothing said leaves the table.

Distributed teams are producing more unstructured file data than ever, and most of them reach it through infrastructure designed for an office: legacy NAS, a VPN, and a sync-and-download habit nobody chose.

The conversation worth having about that is not the architecture diagram. Which workaround somebody has quietly been paying for ever since. What broke when they tried to retire the NAS, and what they would do differently now.

Everyone there as a peer, and a chair whose job includes stopping anyone who starts to pitch.

Holly Bossert, Commercial Sales US at LucidLink, joins the conversation.

Shortened to 1 minute of reading, this version reads 8.7 on the Niral Score.

You are reading our version, not theirs. This is The Register's report shortened to its most important sentences, in plainer words, with verdicts and loaded words taken out. Plain description stays, and so do adjectives that carry a fact, such as "former" or "federal". The reporting, the facts and the quotations are theirs — quotations are never edited — and the indicators beside it measure this version. Hover or tap Adjectives to see every one left in the text.

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The Registeras they published this story 11 4 16 51.9
Mundane Readneutralized from The Register 10.4 4 16 51.9

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