Don't worry, be happy. The world isn't going to blow up

The Canberra Times David Ellery

21 Sept 2026 19:20 AEST Summary

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I've already survived a fair few apocalypse warnings in my lifetime.

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Niral Score 10.3 mundaneloaded

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Sentiment -0.5 hostilefavourable Sourcing 42 unattributednamed sources Mood 53.5 sorrowjoyful

5 read zero: political diction, generational, gender, jingoistic, religious

Political diction 0 left-codedright-coded Generational 0 harder on the oldharder on the young Gender 0 no gendered framingframing throughout Jingoistic 0 reports to a readerwrites from a camp Religious 0 not invokedovert

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Outlet	Niral Score
The Canberra Timesas they published this story	10.3

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